Hai! I'm on my way to fuk ur bitch
the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
A designer has created Sneakers that have a Built-in Tent in it.
I need these for any time a stranger tries to talk to me
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing